🌼 Triffid Alert! 🌼
A word of warning for you allergy sufferers out there!
WEATHER
Picayune Tribune Weather Service
Attention Residents:
The Picayune Tribune Weather Service has issued a Triffid Alert for today due to extreme pollen levels. Expect increased triffid activity.
Safety Tips:
Stay indoors.
Wear protective clothing if you go outside.
Report triffid sightings to local authorities.
Potential Side Effects:
Exposure to triffids may cause temporary or permanent blindness.
Other risks include stings from venomous triffid stingers.
Stay safe out there!
Watch out! Don't get to close!
