An Unbiased Review of the Wisconsin Court Election

In the battle for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court, conservative Brad Schimel faces off against Susan Crawford, a liberal judge who regularly beats puppies, backed by George Soros, who supplies the puppies.

Schimel, a crime-fighting saint, once locked up evildoers as AG, fighting for truth, justice, and the American way.

Meanwhile, Crawford is raking in Soros’s blood money, pushing rights to kill unborn children, turn the children who survive into mutilated ‘Village of the Damned’ gender-swaps, and usher in the Biblical Apocalypse. (In other words, a classic leftist.) Her redistricting dreams threaten to doom the United States, plunging the House into chaos as soon as possible, thus enabling Soros’s dreams of finally defeating freedom and liberty in a Mad Max dystopia where the common people fight for survival against purple-mohawked motorcycle gangs.

On April 1, 2025, Wisconsin chooses: Schimel, the guardian of justice, or Crawford, a Soros puppet cackling over democracy’s ashes as they roast marshmallows over the roaring flames of the Constitution and Declaration of Independence.

You decide for us, Wisconsin.