Copium®

"When reality feels too real... there's Copium®."

Are you struggling to reconcile your worldview with the harsh truths of reality? Do facts and differing opinions leave you feeling overwhelmed, defensive, or downright enraged? You’re not alone. But now, there’s hope—with Copium®.

What is Copium®? Copium® is a revolutionary mental health supplement designed to help you see the world exactly as you want it to be. Whether it’s ignoring inconvenient truths, doubling down on your beliefs, or finding comfort in your echo chamber, Copium® is here to help.

How does it work? Copium® works by targeting the part of your brain responsible for critical thinking and gently numbing it. This allows you to embrace your version of reality without pesky interruptions from logic or evidence.

Ask your doctor if Copium® is right for you. Copium® is not for everyone. Side effects may include:

• Sudden urges to protest without understanding the issue.

• Increased reliance on social media for validation.

• Difficulty engaging in civil debates.

• A heightened sense of moral superiority.

• Occasional bouts of "TDS" (Truth Denial Syndrome or Trump Derangement Syndrome).

Warning: Do not take Copium® while watching news channels that challenge your perspective. This may result in uncontrollable rage, shouting at the TV, or throwing objects at the screen. If you experience prolonged exposure to opposing viewpoints, consult your doctor immediately.

Why wait? With Copium®, you can finally live in a world where you’re always right, and everyone else is wrong. Because sometimes, reality is just too much to handle.