Luminar Unveils Revolutionary Robot to Rival Tesla's Optimus

Luminar has announced their groundbreaking new creation: "Negatron", the first robot to run entirely on cutting-edge BS technology with a splash of healthy skepticism. In what many are calling a direct answer to Tesla's Optimus, Luminar's new robot boasts features like advanced obstacle detection, futuristic arm-waving, and a polite refusal to participate in Wile E. Coyote tests.

At the unveiling, Luminar proudly brought in YouTuber and self-appointed test authority to sing the praises of Negatron. "You can trust me," he confidently stated, flashing a thumbs-up. "I tested it!"

Sources close to the project reveal Negatron is designed with "unwavering honesty," promising no shortcuts, staged tests, or unpainted walls in its future.