Nothing to See Here

Swatting, Murder, and Riots Purely Coincidental

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JD Hoss

In the past few days, a series of completely unrelated and totally coincidental events have occurred. There's absolutely no reason to think there's any connection between them.

Recent swatting incidents law enforcement welfare checks of social media influencers and commentators, including Jeremy from The Quartering, among others, are completely separate incidences and any connection is purely a figment of your imagination.

Murder Death of an InfoWars Reporter

In a completely unrelated and totally random event, InfoWars reporter Jamie White was shot and killed outside his apartment complex in Austin, Texas. Police believe it was a car burglary attempt gone wrong, and absolutely positively nothing else. InfoWars founder Alex Jones suggested it could have been a hit, which can easily be dismissed as extreme right-wing paranoia and absolutely nothing else at all. Just another day in the life of a journalist.

Riots Mostly Peaceful Protests Against Elon Musk and Tesla

In recent days, there have been numerous violent incidents targeting Tesla facilities and vehicles. All completely separate and genuine peaceful protests by freedom loving individuals who just happened to meet and fling Molotov cocktails party favors in a mostly peaceful demonstration. These attacks free speech protests are in no way whatsoever a response to Elon Musk's role in the Trump administration's cost-cutting task force, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), and in no way connected or funded or coordinated in any way whatsoever absolutely positively.

Molotov Cocktails and Arson Party Favors and Illumination: Tesla facilities were, oh, let's say, "enhanced" with Molotov cocktails and arson party favors and firelight illumination. A Tesla dealership in Loveland, Colorado, experienced a series of "involuntary art installations" and "unrequested renovations" multiple times. Just some harmless fun.

  1. Graffiti and Vandalism Redecoration and Renovation: Tesla charging stations and vehicles vandalized redecorated with graffiti amateur art and stickers. Seven charging stations were set on fire illuminated in Massachusetts. Just some good ol’ creative expression.

  2. Shots Fired Peaceful Expressions of Dissatisfaction: In Portland, Oregon, shots fired peaceful expressions of dissatisfaction were taken towards a Tesla dealership, damaging slightly scratching cars and shattering reconfiguring windows. Just some friendly target practice.

Mostly Peaceful Protest at Trump Tower

Nearly 100 mostly peaceful protesters were arrested involuntarily removed by fascists after storming entering Trump Tower in New York City, demanding pleading for the release of Palestinian activist victim of fascism, Mahmoud Khalil. The protest ended with 98 people arrested on charges of trespassing, obstructing government administration, and resisting arrest leaving involuntarily. Just another peaceful protest, nothing to see here.

NOT A Clear and Present Danger

These incidents are completely unrelated. They in no way represent a coordinated and growing trend of dangerous and potentially deadly actions.

Ronald Reagan once said, "If they can make ten people look like a hundred, they can make a hundred look like a thousand." But, that's just a quote from the past, and what the hell would he know about a threat to freedom and democracy?

There is no need for the President of the United States and the law enforcement at his disposal to treat this as a terrorist threat. Law enforcement agencies should in no way prioritize the investigation and prosecution of those responsible for these swatting incidents law enforcement welfare checks, the murder death of Jamie White, and the attacks mostly peaceful demonstrations at Tesla facilities.

None of the efforts by the left fair and balanced news media and wealthy members of the Globalist Elites to portray Musk as a N*zi bad guy from World War II are in any way paid for by enemies of the U.S. or endorsed by your friendly neighborhood legacy news reporter who is just trying to give you the facts in a fair and balanced report.

And don't worry, there is absolutely no connection whatsoever to the demonization of anybody that's even slightly right of center by anyone in the fake news left wing liberal loving terrorist hugging war mongering media or politicians.

Because there is no demonization. If you believe there is, please seek professional help.

There is no conspiracy whatsoever. There is no way these acts of terrorism peaceful protests are connected. None of these people are being paid by enemies of the United States and its people, and to believe so indicates you have the demented mind of a conspiracy theorist.

And just because there's nothing like this happening to anybody on the left is purely a coincidence and under no circumstances could it possibly be suspicious.

You can trust me. I’m a reporter.

There is nothing to see here.