Old Men Share Pearls of Wisdom with Young People

Anywhere, USA — They’ve lived through wars, recessions, and the rise of avocado toast. With decades of wisdom behind them, the elders of the community are often a go-to source for guidance on life’s biggest questions.

We tried to get their insights on a range of topics, but every answer circled back to one single priority. Here’s how the enlightening interviews went:

Q: What’s the secret to a happy marriage?

"Shut the hell up, I’m watching Gunsmoke!"

Q: How can the younger generation achieve financial success?

"Shut the hell up, I’m watching Gunsmoke!"

Q: What do you regret most in life?

"Shut the hell up, I’m watching Gunsmoke!"

Q: Any tips for staying healthy and active in old age?

"Shut the hell up, I’m watching Gunsmoke!"

Q: What do you want to leave as your legacy?

"Shut the hell up, I’m watching Gunsmoke!"

One thing’s for certain—if you’re looking for life-changing guidance, make sure it’s during the commercial break.