Rock Ridge Faces Cuts Amid DEI Controversy

Rock Ridge is reeling after losing funding due to DEI hiring practices. The Town Council and Governor have announced drastic cuts to law enforcement, leaving the community divided. “Nevermind that sh*t, here comes Trump!” exclaimed one resident.

The Black community, outraged by the decision, voiced their frustration. “We helped save this town,” shouted a former railroad worker. “Now my brother lost his job? That’s wrong!” Meanwhile, white residents who’ve grown to admire Sheriff Bart also expressed their dismay. “Up yours!” declared one local, summing up the town’s collective frustration.