Tom Homan Faces Tough Questions About Doctor Who's Arrest and Deportation

In an unexpected twist that has left both the scientific community and the general public astounded, Doctor Who has been arrested in New York as an illegal alien. For over 60 years, there have been extensive investigations into the Doctor's occasional arrivals on United States soil, and recent developments have led to his apprehension.

The Arrest

The arrest took place in New York City, where the Doctor was spotted near his iconic blue police box. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a group of agents approach the Doctor, who was then taken into custody for failing to provide valid identification. "I knew something was off," said one of the arresting agents. "No one wears bow ties anymore, not even in New York."

The Investigation

Over the past six decades, the Doctor's sporadic appearances have been a subject of intense scrutiny by various government agencies. The constant presence of alien attacks and otherworldly events during his visits has led authorities to classify him as a potential threat to national security. "We've been monitoring his activities for years," said a high-ranking official. "His travels through time and space have brought numerous alien threats to our doorstep, and we cannot ignore the risks."

The Press Conference

At a hastily arranged press conference, Tom Homan, former acting director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), faced a barrage of questions from eager reporters. "Is it true that Doctor Who has been arrested?" one journalist asked. Homan, trying to maintain his composure, replied, "While I did not personally arrest the Doctor, he has been detained as an illegal alien. We have procedures to follow, and no one is above the law."

When questioned about the whereabouts of the TARDIS, Homan's response was equally stern. "We’ve impounded the blue box. It's being held in a secure location pending further investigation. Our top scientists are currently examining it to ensure it doesn't pose a threat to national security."

Public Outrage and Legal Defense

The arrest has sparked outrage among the public. “This is preposterous!” exclaimed Dr. Samantha Carter, a renowned physicist. “The Doctor has saved humanity countless times. This is how we repay him?”

Doctor Who's attorney, Mr. Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, released a statement vehemently defending his client. “Doctor Who has always been a force for good, preventing alien attacks and saving this world countless times. The actions taken by Tom Homan's department are an overreach of authority. We will fight this unjust detention and ensure that the Doctor's contributions are recognized and respected.”

An Uncertain Future

As the Doctor awaits his fate, one thing is clear: Homan’s no-nonsense approach to immigration has reached new and uncharted territories. While some praise his vigilance, others argue that this incident may have unintended consequences for Earth's relationship with extraterrestrial beings.

For now, citizens are left to speculate whether the Doctor will be deported back to Gallifrey or granted asylum on Earth.