Trump Signs Executive Order to Establish TDS Recovery Centers Nationwide

President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to release funds for the creation of a network of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) recovery centers across the United States. The initiative, which aims to address the growing phenomenon of TDS, will eventually expand to other nations around the world.

Trump Derangement Syndrome, a term describing the intense and often irrational and rabid opposition to President Trump, has been a topic of discussion since his first term in office. The new recovery centers will provide support and resources for individuals affected by TDS, helping them to cope with their symptoms and regain a sense of reality.

The executive order allocates significant funding to establish these centers in major cities across the country. The goal is to create a comprehensive support network that can offer counseling, therapy, and educational programs to those in need. "We are hugely committed to helping Americans overcome the challenges posed by TDS," said President Trump. "These recovery centers will provide the necessary support to ensure that everyone can lead a healthy and productive life."

The first center will open in Hollywood, with a special dedication to Hollywood actors who have fallen prey to this horrible disease. The "Mark Hamill" wing will open early next month, according to sources.

The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) will be handling the centers, ensuring they are well-equipped and staffed to provide the best care possible. Director Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has expressed hope that therapy and constant care will help those suffering from TDS.

Recovery therapy will include constant exposure to facts and evidence-based information to help individuals overcome their symptoms. The goal is to provide a supportive environment where those affected can regain a sense of perspective and rational thinking.

In addition to the nationwide network, the executive order outlines plans to expand the initiative to other countries. The aim is to create a global support system that can address TDS on an international scale. "We believe that the benefits of these recovery centers should be available to people all over the world," Trump stated. "By working together, we can help individuals everywhere overcome the effects of TDS."

The establishment of TDS recovery centers marks a significant step in addressing the impact of Trump Derangement Syndrome. With the support of these centers, individuals affected by TDS will have access to the resources they need to manage their symptoms and lead fulfilling lives. As the initiative expands globally, it has the potential to make a positive impact on countless lives around the world.