Wisconsin to Decide Fate of America

Wisconsin’s Supreme Court election tomorrow will decide if Trump’s agenda lives or dies. With the U.S. House teetering on a knife’s edge, the court’s redistricting rulings could hand Republicans a permanent majority—or doom them to irrelevance.

Elon Musk, backing Judge Brad Schimel, is luring voters with free Cybertrucks and Starlink, shouting, “Drive the future, save the Trump Train!”

Meanwhile, George Soros is bankrolling Judge Susan Crawford with promises of endless avocado toast and lifetime subscriptions to “Meddling Billionaires Monthly Magazine” for each voter, whispering, “You’ll like it, or else.”

Insiders say this election locks in Trump’s next two years: tax cuts, border walls, or total chaos.

Polls open April 1